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Fig. 1Meta ads for local service businesses — starring you

You are more
powerful than AI.

MeMachine talks to you. Then it reads every ad running in your market, writes the scripts, cuts the footage, runs the ads, and books the people who respond straight onto your calendar.

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MEMACHINE TERMINAL SESSION 0001 · SAMPLE

> boot memachine

  reading market ......... — ads

  reading competitors .... —

  reading you ............ 1

> print conclusion

Your face builds trust.

Demo control · pick your trade, the whole sheet recalibrates

LOCATION DERIVED — from your browser’s time zone. Nothing was asked, nothing was stored.

PICK YOUR TRADE

Everything on this page below the line is a working demo, not a screenshot. Pick a trade and watch it re-render: the terminal, the market read, the scripts, the teleprompter and the ad preview all recalibrate for that trade.

SETTING — — —

Examples on file Eight trades loaded for this demo — the machine reads any market.

Fig. 2Specimen record 47-B

Your face is more trustworthy than a robot.

Not because the machine is weak. Because it has no face, no nineteen years of experience, and nothing to lose if it is wrong about you.

Everything the machine can measure.

ASSET RECORDREV. A
Designation ASSET 47-B this is Dave. Dave fixes furnaces.
ClassON-CAMERA TALENT, TYPE H
Experience 19 YR · 228 MO · 6,940 D one furnace at a time
Ads parsed—  ·  3,940 WORDS WRITTEN  ·  62 CUTS MADE
Render time0.00 SEC — NOT APPLICABLE
ReplaceableNO
Trust VALUE NOT COMPUTABLE

The machine knows the runtime, the retention curve, the cost per booked call, and the exact frame where people leave.

It cannot generate the person standing in the frame. That is the entire product.

  • No avatars
  • No stock actors
  • No voice clones
  • No generated faces

The pause before you answer. The job you are still proud of. The way you say the name of your own town. The reason somebody picks up the phone instead of scrolling past.

this is the whole product

Who does what
YouTalk for twenty minutesonce
YouFilm for ten minutes, on your phonemonthly
YouSay yes, and set a budgetmonthly
YouShow up to the appointmentsweekly
MachineEverything else on this pagecontinuously

Sheet 2Plan view · general arrangement

One machine. Six stations.
One irreplaceable part: you.

01 02 03 04 05 06
PLACEHOLDER ARTWORK Fig. 3 — general arrangement. Rough sketch, to be redrawn.

Bespoke ads that build trust, made for you, for $149 a month. It starts with a conversation. Thirty minutes or so after you sign up you could have ads running on Meta — with none of the infrastructure. No agency, no ad account to build, no software to learn.

What follows is not a set of screenshots. Every station below is the real module, running in your browser, on the trade you picked above.

01

It talks to you.

Twenty minutes, out loud. It asks, it follows up, and it pushes back when you hand it a slogan instead of a fact. The producer on this page is live — press the button, allow the microphone, and start talking. No signup, no card.

INPUT

talk with the producer — it’s really listening

INPUT · HUMAN VOICE REC
Ready when you are

Twenty minutes of this is where every script starts. Here is 3.

PREVIEW LENGTH3 MIN
SIGNUP REQUIREDNONE
IN THE REAL THING20 MIN

Works best with headphones. Nothing is published, filmed, or charged. Your audio is processed by ElevenLabs and the transcript is kept so we can follow up — see the privacy policy.

SPECIFICATION — INTAKE / VOICE01.A
Duration
20:00 nominal — 3:00 on this page
Input
Human voice
Questions
Adaptive
Follow-ups
Unbounded
Typing required
0 characters
Output
Everything downstream

it asks better questions than my last agency did.

NOT A MOCK-UP — THE CONSOLE ABOVE IS THE REAL PRODUCER. WHEN IT IS RUNNING, THE MICROPHONE IS LIVE AND THE TRANSCRIPT IS KEPT.

02

It reads every ad in your market.

Not a sample. Every live Meta ad in your industry and your metro, pulled from the Ad Library and sorted into what is saturated and what nobody has claimed.

ANALYSIS

switch the city — it re-reads that market

03

It writes six ads you could actually say.

Aimed at the gap, built out of your own sentences. Every one of them ends in a booking — never “message me”.

OUTPUT

these are missing you — that’s the point

04

You film it. Ten minutes, standing up.

Face guide, one line at a time, at your pace. This is one of two stations with a human in it — the other one is the conversation back at station 01. Between them they are the reason the whole machine works.

YOU

turn your camera on — this is the whole trick

05

It edits the whole thing without you.

It takes out the pauses, places the b-roll over the joins and burns the captions in. Completely hands-off — no editor opens, nothing gets a filter, and all you have to do is film.

PROCESS

step through it — raw take to finished ad

06

It runs the ads and books your week.

Live on your own ad account, on your own page, aimed at a circle around your door. What comes back is not a report. It is names, with times next to them.

OUTPUT

the only two decisions you’ll make

Sheet 3Bill of materials · terms

One plan, because there is only one job.

MeMachine

ONE PLAN · NO TIERS · NO SETUP FEE

RECEIPT No. 0001  ·  —

1xThe conversationincl.
1xEvery ad in your market, readincl.
6xScripts in your own wordsincl.
1xGuided filming on your phoneincl.
1xCutting, cutaways, captionsincl.
1xPublished to your own ad accountincl.
1xBookings, straight onto your calendarincl.
SUBTOTAL$149.00 / mo
FIRST 7 DAYS$0.00
DUE TODAY$0.00

1x your story, told your way — priceless

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Card up front. Cancel before day 7 and nothing is charged. Ad spend goes direct to Meta from your own account — never touched, never marked up.

THANK YOU FOR BEING A PERSON

The whole ask

You are more powerful than AI.

Twenty minutes of talking.

That is the one part nobody else can do for you. MeMachine does the rest.

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